you'll need:

  • cartilage of PVC
  • banana bread
  • japan's funniest home videos
  • Small purple towel
  • non-functional beeswax candle
  • tony's seasoning
  • Lacy panties
  • Pink towel
  • pink leather bracelet with silver metal studs
  • powdered milk
  • rubber hose
  • lo-jack tracking device (must be chained to you to be truly effective)
  • many 2x4s
  • one white candle
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.