you'll need:

  • a brick of cheese
  • inch-high plastic elephant riding a magic carpet
  • conduit
  • whip cream dispenser
  • goooooood vibes!
  • 1 white thermal underwear shirt
  • cuttlery (plastic in box)
  • Legumes I Have Known And Loved
  • image of kali
  • Black flashlight with yellow trim
  • Star Wars: the Last Command
  • a set of RealDoll(TM)s to represent a crowd
  • powdered milk
  • clothing
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.