you'll need:

  • pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
  • cd rack
  • black leather bondage mask
  • Paul Klee art
  • 12x12 dining canopy still in box
  • dean's missing blacklights
  • hiking boots
  • white parachute in trash bag
  • 400 feet of rope
  • Black rayovac workhorse flashlight
  • a set of RealDoll(TM)s to represent a crowd
  • image of lakshmi
  • case of St. Ides
  • Lacy panties
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.