you'll need:

  • vinyl socks
  • white hand fan, plastic and fake lace, repaired with duct tape
  • nail polish
  • a Nobel prize
  • 15 peaches (if in season)
  • lamont's avocado green blender
  • lots of playa dust
  • hula skirts
  • a good story about how your weiner was interdicted in customs
  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
  • pasta
  • vegemite sandwich
  • two full-size umbrellas
  • black long sleeve shirt with hook clasps
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.