you'll need:

  • one red candle
  • $10 bill found in my entryway
  • case of St. Ides
  • 40 oz of chocolate
  • a DJ
  • two little candles (one red, one green)
  • lo-jack tracking device (must be chained to you to be truly effective)
  • three nymphs arising from the ashes
  • star tac cell phone
  • drills
  • bones of steel
  • 2 orange extension cords
  • two pink jesus candles, partly used
  • fire extinguisher
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.