you'll need:

  • green mesh intertwined with brown mesh
  • kinky hard-core anime. girl/girl sm or other
  • large drugs [optional]
  • two full-size umbrellas
  • 80 gallons of gas
  • x-mas lights galore
  • spray bottles
  • beauty supplies
  • firewood
  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
  • a Nobel prize
  • partial bag of colored feathers
  • two crackers (one blue, one brass)
  • 1 stool (wood w/ white legs)
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.