you'll need:
Pink towel
handcrafted notecards
black markers
400 feet of rope
a permit
electric clippers
4 metal brownie sheets
purple things that belong to form
pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
cd rack
set of bagpipes
love
non-purple, non-green gameboy
beauty supplies
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.