you'll need:

  • pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
  • vitamin C
  • 1 stool (wood w/ white legs)
  • geritol pills
  • bed-width pillow, plaid
  • medium red Crag Hoppers fleece jacket with full zipper down the front
  • Textbook: Unix and Shell programming
  • 1 white thermal underwear shirt
  • dean's missing blacklights
  • one white candle
  • hidden beauty
  • lots of electrical stuff
  • spare fry pans for breakfast
  • Kinder Eggs! Unsmashed, please.
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.