you'll need: 5 cups sugar vegemite sandwich 10 liters fanta orange 2 orange extension cords 2 strands of red chrismas lights flaming ear cones Super soaker max 3000 squirt gun japan's funniest home videos bag containing strangely colored polyester fabrics and cake frosting white hand fan, plastic and fake lace, repaired with duct tape cans of jalapeno peppers Yellow water weenie thingy cutting boards a Nobel prize

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