you'll need:

  • a guestbook
  • a river
  • Xtra-soft blue & purple blanket
  • 5 cups sugar
  • toothbrush (label "Jordan")
  • 1 naked schoolboy
  • Star Wars: the Last Command
  • prayer candles
  • bathing suit if you're not in to soaking in the buff
  • XL black fleece pullover
  • martian water goblet
  • clothing
  • one red candle
  • pair of white socks, not worn
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.