you'll need:

  • kinky hard-core anime. girl/girl sm or other
  • XL black fleece pullover
  • wire cutters
  • toenail clippers
  • several balloons
  • food for grilling
  • 2 strands of purple christmas lights
  • whip cream dispenser
  • ibuprofin
  • random treats and vitamins
  • Legumes I Have Known And Loved
  • Body & Bath Aloe Vera Skin Freshener Splash
  • powdered milk
  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.