you'll need: video of the show where the guy was locked in a room for three months with no toilet paper 2 crochet hooks (?) black long sleeve shirt with hook clasps green handkercheif with sparse paisley red wine in a box (expiration date: may 11, 2000) assorted pretty rocks 40 oz of chocolate 400 feet of rope brightly colored plastic Hoberman sphere bones of steel curling iron Burning Man sweatshirt vegemite sandwich set of bagpipes

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