you'll need:

  • birth control pills
  • screwdrivers
  • 1 oz of prevention
  • a pair to chrome sunglasses
  • two eyes point skyward--
  • some vasoline
  • puffinstuff
  • portable dance floor
  • cartilage of PVC
  • lawn darts or other suitable games
  • cd rack
  • a guestbook
  • oatmeal
  • 400 feet of rope
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.