you'll need:

  • plastic green alien
  • 120 oz brandy (3.5 liters)
  • bathing suit if you're not in to soaking in the buff
  • pink leather bracelet with silver metal studs
  • 30 bizzare bday cakes
  • red wine in a box (expiration date: may 11, 2000)
  • 2 orange extension cords
  • colored light bulbs: 2 red, 2 green, 2 blue
  • mirror
  • a guestbook
  • a Nobel prize
  • birth control pills
  • WAP/HDML based wireless personal assistant
  • portable dance floor
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.