you'll need:

  • cutting boards
  • lots of cheapo pipes
  • pair of purple socks
  • compressed air cans
  • set of bagpipes
  • bag containing strangely colored polyester fabrics and cake frosting
  • powdered milk
  • spare fry pans for breakfast
  • homemade fire staff with lessons
  • image of kali
  • 27 lbs of red delicious applies (yup. 27.)
  • red wine in a box (expiration date: may 11, 2000)
  • fur-lined suede moccasins
  • skin of plastic
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.