you'll need:

  • 40 gallons boxed wine
  • $10 bill found in my entryway
  • little tiny 2 inch tall ultra man action figures
  • one white candle
  • one red candle
  • lip gloss
  • huge-ass bottle of Mexican hot sauce
  • vise-grips
  • a couple of helpers
  • tool belts
  • Legumes I Have Known And Loved
  • Body & Bath Aloe Vera Skin Freshener Splash
  • oatmeal
  • handcrafted notecards
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.