you'll need:

  • 3 astroterf welcome mats
  • pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
  • a brick of cheese
  • Textbook: Unix and Shell programming
  • some vasoline
  • 3 spatulas
  • duct tape
  • mirror
  • 2004 FnF/Btx campout t-shirt
  • donation container
  • Yellow water weenie thingy
  • chocolate covered coffee beans
  • pair of psychedelic throw pillows with a history
  • huge-ass bottle of Mexican hot sauce
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.