you'll need:

  • star tac cell phone
  • a yogurt maker
  • Army green tarp
  • pair of purple socks
  • 17 naked schoolgirls
  • 12x12 dining canopy still in box
  • a couple of helpers
  • a pair to chrome sunglasses
  • mattresses
  • 10 oz of weed
  • a good story about how your weiner was interdicted in customs
  • homegrown toadstools
  • Crabtree & Evelyn Summer Hill Body Lotion
  • two full-size umbrellas
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.