you'll need:

  • 1 naked schoolboy
  • wonderbread
  • Army green tarp
  • 1 fridge
  • many 2x4s
  • leather jacket
  • 200 yards of fabric
  • purple and gold ballooning pants, hand-made
  • oriental rugs
  • soda - orange and lemon/line (generic)
  • Xtra-soft blue & purple blanket
  • 4 metal brownie sheets
  • 17 naked schoolgirls
  • 5-7 sticks cinnamon
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.