you'll need:

  • buncha twine
  • Mesa Arizona
  • rubber hose
  • body paint
  • any group breakfast food you have laying around the house
  • brightly colored plastic Hoberman sphere
  • vitamin C
  • lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
  • donation container
  • 12 foot balls!
  • Neo Nazis
  • case of St. Ides
  • Heart-shaped container of lip gloss
  • star tac cell phone
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.