you'll need:

  • small box
  • 2 small shallow wooden lacquered bowls, orange inside, black outside
  • safety pins
  • lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
  • old beauty supplies
  • lo-jack tracking device (must be chained to you to be truly effective)
  • 20 apples
  • spare fry pans for breakfast
  • handcrafted notecards
  • case of St. Ides
  • pinata
  • 5 cups sugar
  • Lacy panties
  • lots of cheapo pipes
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.