you'll need:

  • lots of cheapo pipes
  • lo-jack tracking device (must be chained to you to be truly effective)
  • 10 liters fanta lemon
  • pancake mix
  • little tiny 2 inch tall ultra man action figures
  • lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
  • fire extinguisher
  • baby handi-wipes
  • rear tire
  • knee pads
  • 1 thick yellow sock
  • large shell with ash residue inside
  • two pink jesus candles, partly used
  • extra hibachis
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.