you'll need:

  • w&w resistant jacket
  • at least 1 plastic oooolleeee
  • fat tray of caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, sugar and nutrasweet
  • 7th grade flashback
  • x-mas lights galore
  • 6 big ol' waters
  • star tac cell phone
  • small multicolored bag containing what may be lavender flower residue
  • Med. white towel
  • plain grey scarf
  • birth control pills
  • large sound
  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
  • 120 oz brandy (3.5 liters)
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.