you'll need:

  • 40 gallons boxed wine
  • a couple of helpers
  • a DJ
  • firewood
  • a banana
  • shadecloth
  • rubber gloves
  • a Nobel prize
  • jalapenos
  • wire cutters
  • three nymphs arising from the ashes
  • buncha twine
  • pair of white socks, not worn
  • a pair to chrome sunglasses
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