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you'll need:
- has anyone seen my blond wig?
- plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
- Army green tarp
- lip gloss
- green mesh intertwined with brown mesh
- 2 upright push carts
- a DJ
- cans of jalapeno peppers
- 15 peaches (if in season)
- hoohaw
- 2 strands of purple christmas lights
- fresh fruit
- lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
- two 24" square flats of wheatgrass
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