you'll need:

  • vegemite sandwich
  • a permit
  • spray bottles
  • some rose petals
  • Lacy panties
  • some vasoline
  • lots of cheapo pipes
  • wonderbread
  • 1 electric grill with cord
  • 200 yards of fabric
  • three nymphs arising from the ashes
  • cutting boards
  • large drugs [optional]
  • mirror
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.