you'll need:
lots of cheapo pipes
Black rayovac workhorse flashlight
a yogurt maker
bed-width pillow, plaid
a chihuaha
a river
cd rack
dean's missing blacklights
ibuprofin
non-functional beeswax candle
hidden beauty
box of zip disks
martian water goblet
Whiskey of Flu Defence
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