you'll need:

  • 1 big metal serving tray
  • plaid flannel padded button-down shirt/coat
  • 400 feet of rope
  • cartilage of PVC
  • hoohaw
  • fat tray of caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, sugar and nutrasweet
  • 3 spatulas
  • broken wooden arrow with white & green fletching, wrapped in a white bow with a small brass bell
  • green handkercheif with sparse paisley
  • 4 plastic (hard) serving trays
  • pretty wooden box, containing a cigarette-like thingie
  • large shell with ash residue inside
  • 60 strands of 100 lights, 4" spacing, red
  • step ladder
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.