you'll need:

  • inch-high plastic elephant riding a magic carpet
  • 1 big metal serving tray
  • lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
  • 60 strands of 100 lights, 4" spacing, red
  • any group breakfast food you have laying around the house
  • has anyone seen my blond wig?
  • red wine in a box (expiration date: may 11, 2000)
  • skin of plastic
  • Black flashlight with yellow trim
  • 7th grade flashback
  • pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
  • step ladder
  • black, green, and yellow bungee cord
  • powdered milk
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.