you'll need:

  • orange/pink plastic heart necklace
  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
  • antihistemines
  • Bright red napkin
  • a good story about how your weiner was interdicted in customs
  • pink leather bracelet with silver metal studs
  • drumz
  • 1 tall aluminum ladder
  • 80 gallons of gas
  • 2 crochet hooks (?)
  • Small plastic glow-in-the-dark lizard
  • 5 orange safety cones
  • lots of electrical stuff
  • Two green and orange squirt guns
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.