you'll need:

  • has anyone seen my blond wig?
  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
  • Army green tarp
  • lip gloss
  • green mesh intertwined with brown mesh
  • 2 upright push carts
  • a DJ
  • cans of jalapeno peppers
  • 15 peaches (if in season)
  • hoohaw
  • 2 strands of purple christmas lights
  • fresh fruit
  • lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
  • two 24" square flats of wheatgrass
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.