you'll need:

  • love
  • a guestbook
  • wire cutters
  • has anyone seen my blond wig?
  • greencast sega system
  • ski gloves
  • a pancreas brush
  • 20 couches
  • $10 bill found in my entryway
  • a good story about how your weiner was interdicted in customs
  • purple and gold ballooning pants, hand-made
  • spray bottles
  • set of bagpipes
  • two pink jesus candles, partly used
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.