you'll need:

  • huge-ass bottle of Mexican hot sauce
  • two crackers (one blue, one brass)
  • leather jacket
  • a good story about how your weiner was interdicted in customs
  • two full-size umbrellas
  • duct tape
  • 1 dirty white feather
  • pokeman/pikachu backback
  • vegemite sandwich
  • 12 foot balls!
  • rubber hose
  • x-mas lights galore
  • pasta
  • tony's seasoning
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.