you'll need:

  • 1 tall aluminum ladder
  • photo of hippie trancer types with red eyes (one is Tim from CCC)
  • giant sequins
  • lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
  • a huge glass jar of bones
  • banana bread
  • extra hibachis
  • one white candle
  • lamont's avocado green blender
  • spray bottles
  • green mesh intertwined with brown mesh
  • 27 lbs of red delicious applies (yup. 27.)
  • some rose petals
  • a Nobel prize
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what to do with these items or
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