you'll need:

  • large drugs [optional]
  • 2 strands of purple christmas lights
  • tulip bulbs or other plants you would like to plant
  • broken wooden arrow with white & green fletching, wrapped in a white bow with a small brass bell
  • orange elastic
  • grey fluffy slippers with frog prince logo, size 7/8
  • lots of electrical stuff
  • lo-jack tracking device (must be chained to you to be truly effective)
  • Textbook: Unix and Shell programming
  • oriental rugs
  • geritol pills
  • Army green tarp
  • plastic green alien
  • brown shopping bag full of brand new clear plastic cups
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.