you'll need:

  • large drugs [optional]
  • Kinder Eggs! Unsmashed, please.
  • 1 thick yellow sock
  • lots of cheapo pipes
  • Hot pink nalgene bottle
  • incense
  • two eyes point skyward--
  • hiking boots
  • image of kali
  • nail polish
  • 2 oz of fruit
  • a good story about how your weiner was interdicted in customs
  • ligaments of bungee
  • birth control pills
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.