you'll need:

  • cartilage of PVC
  • 200 stick-on smiley faces
  • 50 liters red wine
  • purple and gold ballooning pants, hand-made
  • 17 naked schoolgirls
  • fresh fruit
  • geritol pills
  • open bag of Mahatma long-grain rice
  • a guestbook
  • medium red Crag Hoppers fleece jacket with full zipper down the front
  • Hot pink nalgene bottle
  • portable dance floor
  • Textbook: Unix and Shell programming
  • pasta
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.