you'll need:

  • lo-jack tracking device (must be chained to you to be truly effective)
  • a river
  • martian water goblet
  • clothing
  • Hot pink nalgene bottle
  • jalapenos
  • Lacy panties
  • Small purple stuffed cat w/ green feet
  • drumz
  • 30 bizzare bday cakes
  • 1 naked schoolboy
  • lip gloss
  • Bright red napkin
  • partial roll of 10 inch wide brown mesh from Fantastico
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.