you'll need:

  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
  • lip gloss
  • assorted pretty rocks
  • video of the show where the guy was locked in a room for three months with no toilet paper
  • inch-high plastic elephant riding a magic carpet
  • huge-ass bottle of Mexican hot sauce
  • fresh fruit
  • chococat-ibilia
  • 2 strands of purple christmas lights
  • hula skirts
  • Hot pink nalgene bottle
  • 1 oz of prevention
  • XL black fleece pullover
  • brown shopping bag full of brand new clear plastic cups
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