 |
you'll need:
- small box
- 2 small shallow wooden lacquered bowls, orange inside, black outside
- safety pins
- lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
- old beauty supplies
- lo-jack tracking device (must be chained to you to be truly effective)
- 20 apples
- spare fry pans for breakfast
- handcrafted notecards
- case of St. Ides
- pinata
- 5 cups sugar
- Lacy panties
- lots of cheapo pipes
|