you'll need:

  • pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
  • japan's funniest home videos
  • mirror
  • firewood
  • soda - orange and lemon/line (generic)
  • 10 oz of weed
  • x-mas lights galore
  • 80 gallons of gas
  • Bright red napkin
  • Small white towel
  • bones of steel
  • black, green, and yellow bungee cord
  • flaming ear cones
  • Two green and orange squirt guns
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.