you'll need:

  • vitamin C
  • rental ladders
  • black markers
  • lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow
  • safety pins
  • painting with five heads
  • fur-lined suede moccasins
  • large screen
  • two pink jesus candles, partly used
  • blue Chinese vase containing 2 fragrant leaves
  • any group breakfast food you have laying around the house
  • bag containing strangely colored polyester fabrics and cake frosting
  • WAP/HDML based wireless personal assistant
  • 48 strands of 100 lights, 4" spacing, blue
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.