you'll need:

  • wire cutters
  • a set of RealDoll(TM)s to represent a crowd
  • bed-width pillow, plaid
  • Kiss of morning moisturizing body lotion
  • Small white towel
  • safety pins
  • pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
  • body paint
  • Neo Nazis
  • 20 apples
  • a banana
  • shadecloth
  • 2 oz of fruit
  • ibuprofin
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.