you'll need:

  • 3 astroterf welcome mats
  • beauty supplies
  • small multicolored bag containing what may be lavender flower residue
  • Large maroon couch pillow
  • safety pins
  • velvet bag
  • Whiskey of Flu Defence
  • Sears wrench with red handles
  • Burning Man sweatshirt
  • kinky hard-core anime. girl/girl sm or other
  • banana bread
  • 27 lbs of red delicious applies (yup. 27.)
  • two full-size umbrellas
  • 4 plastic (hard) serving trays
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.