you'll need: inch-high plastic elephant riding a magic carpet 1 big metal serving tray lithe young dirndle-clad milkmaids sans cow 60 strands of 100 lights, 4" spacing, red any group breakfast food you have laying around the house has anyone seen my blond wig? red wine in a box (expiration date: may 11, 2000) skin of plastic Black flashlight with yellow trim 7th grade flashback pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy step ladder black, green, and yellow bungee cord powdered milk

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