you'll need:

  • a huge glass jar of bones
  • soft rainbow bug toy
  • pink cant-hold-on-to-it androgynous toy
  • japan's funniest home videos
  • Two heavy camping chairs (one blue, one green)
  • pair of psychedelic throw pillows with a history
  • toenail clippers
  • old beauty supplies
  • Body & Bath Aloe Vera Skin Freshener Splash
  • a fake mango (there might be two around)
  • black umbrella
  • 200 yards of fabric
  • 2 strands of purple christmas lights
  • 27 lbs of red delicious applies (yup. 27.)
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what to do with these items or
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