you'll need:

  • compressed air cans
  • cd rack
  • dean's missing blacklights
  • image of kali
  • 2 identical pairs of Panama Jack sunglasses
  • cartilage of PVC
  • a river
  • step ladder
  • 17 naked schoolgirls
  • fire extinguisher
  • pair of purple socks
  • Black and white striped towel
  • 48 strands of 100 lights, 4" spacing, clear
  • a ball of twine
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.