you'll need:

  • 120 oz brandy (3.5 liters)
  • clothing
  • wonderbread
  • Textbook: Unix and Shell programming
  • pretty wooden box, containing a cigarette-like thingie
  • large shell with ash residue inside
  • a computer desk
  • 1 tall aluminum ladder
  • large drugs [optional]
  • lots of cheapo pipes
  • 3 scalloped clear glass votive holders
  • hiking boots
  • rear tire
  • purple bottle of bubbles from Cliff's
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.