you'll need:

  • duct tape
  • one black fingerless glove
  • 48 strands of 100 lights, 4" spacing, blue
  • 80 gallons of gas
  • oriental rugs
  • little tiny 2 inch tall ultra man action figures
  • a couple of helpers
  • paper chef hats
  • non-purple, non-green gameboy
  • 5 cups sugar
  • vegemite sandwich
  • white parachute in trash bag
  • 1 dirty white feather
  • red wine in a box (expiration date: may 11, 2000)
please contact us at
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if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.