you'll need:

  • Mesa Arizona
  • orange elastic
  • bones of steel
  • two eyes point skyward--
  • plaid flannel bag labeled "old navy mens pajama pants"
  • Army green tarp
  • a set of RealDoll(TM)s to represent a crowd
  • 4" long curly willow branches
  • 10 liters fanta orange
  • Black flashlight with yellow trim
  • greencast sega system
  • some vasoline
  • step ladder
  • 60 strands of 100 lights, 4" spacing, red
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.