you'll need:
40 gallons boxed wine
a couple of helpers
a DJ
firewood
a banana
shadecloth
rubber gloves
a Nobel prize
jalapenos
wire cutters
three nymphs arising from the ashes
buncha twine
pair of white socks, not worn
a pair to chrome sunglasses
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