you'll need:

  • purple and gold ballooning pants, hand-made
  • green mesh intertwined with brown mesh
  • blue slinky
  • 1 electric grill with cord
  • 50 liters red wine
  • Western Express zebra hat
  • pair of purple socks
  • fire extinguisher
  • bag containing strangely colored polyester fabrics and cake frosting
  • condoms
  • 1 shelf unit in box (5 feet when assembled?)
  • 2 crochet hooks (?)
  • tool belts
  • 7 jesus candles of assorted colors, all at different heights
please contact us at
generator@bianca.org
if you need help figuring out
what to do with these items or
what to call your party.